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Lonely Hearts and what they really mean

September 16th, 2008 · 4 Comments

You visited a few times and I would appreciate your thoughts on this post, why not comment?

A friend sent me this by text today and it made me giggle.

  • Adveturous = likes anal
  • Athletic = small breasts
  • Thirtysomething = 41
  • Fun = annoying
  • Wild = gets drunk easily
  • Beutiful eyes = ugly
  • Seeks knight in shining armour = Husband fucked off with a younger model
  • New age = hairy and smelly
  • Headstrong = argumentative
  • Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = alcoholic
  • Curvy = fat
  • Cuddly = fat
  • Likes eating out = lazy
  • Career woman = bitch
  • Professional = complete bitch
  • Open minded = dirty bitch
  • Free spirit = on drugs and fucked up
  • Passionate = dying for a shag
  • Old fashioned = no blow jobs
  • Seeking soul mate = stalker

Tags: web dating

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Pops // Sep 16, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    Giggle ? This is great – I can’t stop laughing and checking for things I might have missed.

    Funny – most fun I’ve had today – maybe this month.

  • 2 GFYM // Jun 5, 2009 at 12:56 am

    People who can’t spell=Stupid ?

  • 3 FGFYM // Oct 4, 2009 at 12:39 am

    People who put spaces before question marks=mistaken?

  • 4 Singh // May 23, 2010 at 7:49 am

    I am a free spirit :)

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