Bisexual Adventuress

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Two days ago I had a bright idea.

A very birght idea.

An absolutly amazing idea.

I was trying to decide what to get my best mate for christmas. What does she want, what does she really want. Hmmm, let me think – chocolate, sexy bath bubbles – hmm, nice but boring. Surely there must be somethng she wants. Then i remembered a drunken chat we had about how she finds her vibrator a bit noisy and is always concious about her housemates hearing it, and worse still she said that when she uses it the TV in the comunal living room goes all fuzzy.

So I thought, by George I’ve got it, the girl has got it, I’m a genius – I’ll get her a super quiet vibrator for xmas.  So I headed over to my sex toy website of choice, and searched for a super quiet vibrator. I found a few but set my eyes on this vibrator for £9.99.  Watched the video about how super quiet yet powerful it is.

I was almost convinced but I was popping into town in the afternoon so thought I’d go to Anne Summers and see what they could offer me. I was quite dispointed really, the staff were helpful but thye just didn’t have what I wanted. I asked them to show me their quietest vibrator, which as it turns out was not quiet at all. In fact I do wonder if the shop assistant had misheard and thought I asked her to show me the vibrator that she would recomend using if you want all your housemates to hear through the wall.

Anyway I decided that lovehoney was the place to get it from.   Despite the fact delivery is free on any order a the moment, I couldn’t stop myself from adding a few extras for me to my basket. The next day I got home from work to find my parcel waiting for me – yipee. I opened it up to find that somehow I’d acidentally ordered two. My stupidity I’m sure, I remember thinking that the order was a bit more expencive than I’d added up in my head. One for me one for her – best mates – matching vibrators – how cute, haha. But that’s not what I wanted I just wanted one for her. So the extra vibrator gives me a problem.

While I was waiting for the order to be delivered I started to wonder if my genius idea, was actually real genius or just stupid. Is it appropriate to give a vibrator to your best mate. She’s a quite open minded girl – well you’d have to be to be mates with me, but she doesn’t really know the true depths of my perversions and i suspect now may be quite embarrased to get a vibrator for xmas.

So what do you think?