Bisexual Adventuress

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A recent online poll was conducted to find out the worst things to hear during sex. There were a wide range of responses and the results were very  insightful and funny indeed.

The worst sound as agreed by all responders was the front door closing, which took first place with 24 percent.
In second place is your partner yelling out at full volume that they love your mum. Yikes!

Other popular responses people to not want to hear between the sheets were:

• Farm animals
• I love you
• I love your big fat bank account
• The sound of noisy housemates
• The neighbours banging on the wall
• The bed breaking

There were some even more interesting answers provided by those who responded “other” and then elaborated!  Other things that people don’t want t hear during sex are:

• A loud fart
• “I feel sick”
• Someone else’s name
• Children
• “Show me where your mother lives!” (Hat tip to all Ross Noble fans)
• “Pass me a duster, I see a cobweb on the ceiling”
• “Would you mind if I get a yoghurt?”
• Your mate breathing heavily in the corner
• Abba
• “Touch me harder, Tom Cruise”

Well erm all I can say is ABBA WTF???!!!