I’m such a tosser!

editor — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:03:12 +0000

Recently I’ve become a tosser. I don’t meen in a masturbation way (which of cousre I think it’s quite clear that I have always been that). I mean I’ve noticed that in the past few weeks when I wake up my duvet is completly messed up and hanging off the bed. Now as I have a massive bed and duvet to match I can’t understand why I would do that. I’ve always been a cover stealer, that I can’t deny but this is different. Perhaps I’ve just started to have lots of rampant sex in my dreams and my body plays out my movements in my dream while I sleep. Although if that’s the reason I wouldn’t mind being able to remember them!

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Make you own fleshlight – DIY DIY

editor — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:56:17 +0000

So if you like the idea of a Fleshlight but don’t want to buy one you could always try making your own.

With a little lubrication, it appears you can pop more than bubbles with your packing supplies. The book warns you to remove staples and other objects that can cause “obstructions” from your wrap.

(By the way, if you’re going to employ used bubble wrap to pleasure yourself, you may want to discuss your level of self-loathing with your therapist.)

To repeat: Don’t forget plenty of lubrication. Treat yourself to something better than mayonnaise this time, you deserve it. And condiments deserve better treatment, anyway.

See Asylum.com for more ideas.

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