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Sexy phrases to help you talk dirty in bed

editor — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:09:49 +0000

I love talking dirty and being talked dirty to. Dirty phone calls, sexy texts, kinky emails but best of all one on one in the bedroom.

Here are some great phrases that lovehoney have put together to help you get over your tongue tiedness and get you and your lover fucking like wild animals!

This is going to be the filthiest night of your life
I’m dripping wet and gagging for you
Fuck me now!
You look really sexy when you do that…
You can have me any way you want
I’m your sex slave for the evening
I’m naked and I’m touching myself…
You make me so horny
I want you to touch me here…
It drives me wild when you look at me like that
Put your big, hard cock in my mouth
Get the camera!
I’m gonna lick you until you scream
Tie me up and touch me slowly
You taste so good
I want to rub my pussy all over your face
Pound me into oblivion
Fuck me like a porn star
Spray your juice all over my tits
No-one has ever made me come as hard as you

I like 2 and 16, and there’s nothing wrong with 3. Personally, while I do love being sprayed wth cum, I would usually reserve this phrase for when a guys cum tastes bad as much prefer to swallow.

If you are gagging for more then here are plently more dirty phrases to say in bed.

Pass me some more custard lube please

editor — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 10:29:14 +0000

I thought that I was probably alone in my adventures with custard. Well, OK perhaps not as alone as my rice pudding wrestling. But was supprised to see when I checked out what people had been searching on to reach my blog that a few people have been looking for custard knickers.

First of all let me explain a bit about my adventures with custard.

For those of you who have not tried this as home, the summary of my experiments goes like this.

Custard:

surprisingly good lube,
not too sweet and sickly to lick off,
less painful than candle wax as you can choose how hot you have it,
if you’re using some kind of plastic sheeting it all gets a bit slippery and is quite difficult to have sex once the custard is everywhere.

Rice Pudding:

makes and OK lube but be prepared to keep finding bits of rice for a while,
not to sweet for licking off,
less painful than candle wax and the bumpy texture feels good as it dribbles across the clit,
like custard it gets slippery if your using plastic sheeting, but wrestling is fun.

Good now we are all up to speed with the merits of custard and rice pudding in the bedroom.

Are you a fan of great sex?

editor — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:06:14 +0000

Please please please please please facebook, stop with these stupid fan groups. As if telling everyone you are a fan of sex isn’t stupid enough, everyday I get updated the one of my friends has become a fan or great sex, good sex, lots of sex. PLEASE STOP!!!

I mean really the day that someone starts a group announcing that they are a fan or crap sex, no sex then at least that would be something unusual.

I think that I’m going to start a fan group for breathing - I mean breathing is quite fucking awesome, don’t you agree?

Would be nice if you could set your man to vibrate ;)

iPhone OS 3.0. Revolutionizing Sex Toys?

editor — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:52:59 +0000

The new iPhone OS 3.0 is rumored to be hitting shops in the UK this summer. Many long awaited features have been added, such as copy and paste and the ability to connect it to your laptop and use it to connect to the internet. Great.

The new iPhone however has the potential to be turned into a very enjoyable sex.

Read about the iPhone sex machine here and read more about the iPhone sex machine here.

Travelling with toys – boy held in hijack plot on US plane

Phone sex

editor — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:38:18 +0000

Hmmm,

Is it ok to play with the vibration mode on your mobile if you are in the privacy of your own home?

Is it ok to play with the vibration mode on your mobile if you are in changing rooms?

Is it ok to play with the vibration mode on your mobile if you are in the pub under the table?

I wonder.

No related posts.

Having an orgasm could boost your career

editor — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:10:05 +0000

According to research buy the UK’s first Orgasm Dr Lisa Turner coach women who orgasm regularly are healthier, can think more clearly and are more likely to be successful at work.

The research reports that many women see orgasms as unnecessary and apparenltly 50% of the female population cannot achieve orgasm.
Dr Turner also claims that women could even be doing damage to their bodies and their careers by not ‘letting go’.

Well there we go, I always feel great after a really good session.

Read more about how orgasms could boost your career

My first threesome, to be continued

editor — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:03:40 +0000

I’m going to be finishing off the rest of my first threesome story but until then feel free to catch up with the story so far.

My first threesome – part one
My first threesome – part two
My first threesome – part three

I love playing with cum

editor — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 16:17:11 +0000

I had a lovely Sunday morning lie in this morning. I woke up to my fuck buddy fingering my pussy. Much more fun than any alarm clock than I’ve ever had.

He gave me a very energetic and deeper than normal fuck. Very very nice. While he was in the shower and I was in my bed dripping with cum i realised that even though I’d been fucked already I was still feeling a little naughty.

The feeling of my pussy oozing with hot cum always makes me horny, I love the slippy, slidy wet feeling, it is such a crazy turn on. I lay there fingering my pussy and rubbing my clit with the cum making a really nice lubricated feeling, I came a few times more very quicky , my clit was still throbbing from the earlier fuck.

I reached over to the bedside draw and pulled out my vibrator. It felt so good on my clit, but using the slippiness of his cum it slipped into my pussy so easily and felt so good. I inserted it deep and turned it to full speed. I held it in position with my legs and rubbed my clit, every now and again licking my fingers tasting the sexy mixture of mine and his cum and sucking ti off my fingers. If i use a vibrator I usually need to use lube as I find it’s a bit tight, but i hate the taste of lube, even the flavoured ones aren’t much of an improvement. Give me a pussy full of cum anyday!

Is a vibrator a suitable gift for your best mate?

editor — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:24:22 +0000

Two days ago I had a bright idea.

A very birght idea.

An absolutly amazing idea.

I was trying to decide what to get my best mate for christmas. What does she want, what does she really want. Hmmm, let me think – chocolate, sexy bath bubbles – hmm, nice but boring. Surely there must be somethng she wants. Then i remembered a drunken chat we had about how she finds her vibrator a bit noisy and is always concious about her housemates hearing it, and worse still she said that when she uses it the TV in the comunal living room goes all fuzzy.

So I thought, by George I’ve got it, the girl has got it, I’m a genius – I’ll get her a super quiet vibrator for xmas. So I headed over to my sex toy website of choice, and searched for a super quiet vibrator. I found a few but set my eyes on this vibrator for £9.99. Watched the video about how super quiet yet powerful it is.

I was almost convinced but I was popping into town in the afternoon so thought I’d go to Anne Summers and see what they could offer me. I was quite dispointed really, the staff were helpful but thye just didn’t have what I wanted. I asked them to show me their quietest vibrator, which as it turns out was not quiet at all. In fact I do wonder if the shop assistant had misheard and thought I asked her to show me the vibrator that she would recomend using if you want all your housemates to hear through the wall.

Anyway I decided that lovehoney was the place to get it from. Despite the fact delivery is free on any order a the moment, I couldn’t stop myself from adding a few extras for me to my basket. The next day I got home from work to find my parcel waiting for me – yipee. I opened it up to find that somehow I’d acidentally ordered two. My stupidity I’m sure, I remember thinking that the order was a bit more expencive than I’d added up in my head. One for me one for her – best mates – matching vibrators – how cute, haha. But that’s not what I wanted I just wanted one for her. So the extra vibrator gives me a problem.

While I was waiting for the order to be delivered I started to wonder if my genius idea, was actually real genius or just stupid. Is it appropriate to give a vibrator to your best mate. She’s a quite open minded girl – well you’d have to be to be mates with me, but she doesn’t really know the true depths of my perversions and i suspect now may be quite embarrased to get a vibrator for xmas.

So what do you think?

Lonely Hearts and what they really mean

editor — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:03:41 +0000

A friend sent me this by text today and it made me giggle.

Adveturous = likes anal
Athletic = small breasts
Thirtysomething = 41
Fun = annoying
Wild = gets drunk easily
Beutiful eyes = ugly
Seeks knight in shining armour = Husband fucked off with a younger model
New age = hairy and smelly
Headstrong = argumentative
Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = alcoholic
Curvy = fat
Cuddly = fat
Likes eating out = lazy
Career woman = bitch
Professional = complete bitch
Open minded = dirty bitch
Free spirit = on drugs and fucked up
Passionate = dying for a shag
Old fashioned = no blow jobs
Seeking soul mate = stalker