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The morning horn

editor — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:32:56 +0000

Am I alone in this problem? Most mornings I wake up really horny. This morning was no exception. My alarm clock went off and all I wanted to do was reach down and play with myself. The problem I have is that most mornings I wake up needing a wee and I don’t enjoy wanking or sex when I need a wee becuase I’m more than a little worried that I’d piss myself when I came. Normally I’d have just jumped out of bed and gone to the loo – problem solved. This morning however it was so unbelievably cold. So cold that despite my massive horn I had to lie in bed till I’d summoned enough courage to emerge from the covers. After I’d managed that and got back into bed the moment had passed.

I’ll have to make sure I make up for it tonight!

I’m such a tosser!

I think my sister saw my vibrator

editor — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:42:38 +0000

After this morning’s lie in, playing with a vibrator in my cum filled pussy I just left the vibrator on the bed.

Took lots of clothes out of the wardrobe and put them on the bed hiding the vibrator.

My sis popped round and we were in my room while I was packing some clothes into a suitcase.

I picked up the last peice of clothing reveiling the vibrator and then quicly had to shove it under the pillow.

I know she saw though.

Fuck!

Fuckety Fuck!

I love playing with cum

editor — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 16:17:11 +0000

I had a lovely Sunday morning lie in this morning. I woke up to my fuck buddy fingering my pussy. Much more fun than any alarm clock than I’ve ever had.

He gave me a very energetic and deeper than normal fuck. Very very nice. While he was in the shower and I was in my bed dripping with cum i realised that even though I’d been fucked already I was still feeling a little naughty.

The feeling of my pussy oozing with hot cum always makes me horny, I love the slippy, slidy wet feeling, it is such a crazy turn on. I lay there fingering my pussy and rubbing my clit with the cum making a really nice lubricated feeling, I came a few times more very quicky , my clit was still throbbing from the earlier fuck.

I reached over to the bedside draw and pulled out my vibrator. It felt so good on my clit, but using the slippiness of his cum it slipped into my pussy so easily and felt so good. I inserted it deep and turned it to full speed. I held it in position with my legs and rubbed my clit, every now and again licking my fingers tasting the sexy mixture of mine and his cum and sucking ti off my fingers. If i use a vibrator I usually need to use lube as I find it’s a bit tight, but i hate the taste of lube, even the flavoured ones aren’t much of an improvement. Give me a pussy full of cum anyday!

Is a vibrator a suitable gift for your best mate?

editor — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:24:22 +0000

Two days ago I had a bright idea.

A very birght idea.

An absolutly amazing idea.

I was trying to decide what to get my best mate for christmas. What does she want, what does she really want. Hmmm, let me think – chocolate, sexy bath bubbles – hmm, nice but boring. Surely there must be somethng she wants. Then i remembered a drunken chat we had about how she finds her vibrator a bit noisy and is always concious about her housemates hearing it, and worse still she said that when she uses it the TV in the comunal living room goes all fuzzy.

So I thought, by George I’ve got it, the girl has got it, I’m a genius – I’ll get her a super quiet vibrator for xmas. So I headed over to my sex toy website of choice, and searched for a super quiet vibrator. I found a few but set my eyes on this vibrator for £9.99. Watched the video about how super quiet yet powerful it is.

I was almost convinced but I was popping into town in the afternoon so thought I’d go to Anne Summers and see what they could offer me. I was quite dispointed really, the staff were helpful but thye just didn’t have what I wanted. I asked them to show me their quietest vibrator, which as it turns out was not quiet at all. In fact I do wonder if the shop assistant had misheard and thought I asked her to show me the vibrator that she would recomend using if you want all your housemates to hear through the wall.

Anyway I decided that lovehoney was the place to get it from. Despite the fact delivery is free on any order a the moment, I couldn’t stop myself from adding a few extras for me to my basket. The next day I got home from work to find my parcel waiting for me – yipee. I opened it up to find that somehow I’d acidentally ordered two. My stupidity I’m sure, I remember thinking that the order was a bit more expencive than I’d added up in my head. One for me one for her – best mates – matching vibrators – how cute, haha. But that’s not what I wanted I just wanted one for her. So the extra vibrator gives me a problem.

While I was waiting for the order to be delivered I started to wonder if my genius idea, was actually real genius or just stupid. Is it appropriate to give a vibrator to your best mate. She’s a quite open minded girl – well you’d have to be to be mates with me, but she doesn’t really know the true depths of my perversions and i suspect now may be quite embarrased to get a vibrator for xmas.

So what do you think?

Pornographic Daydreaming

editor — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:41:08 +0000

For the past three days I have been walking round in a daydream. I’ve always been a dreamer but it is not usually this bad, I have been almost a walking zombie for the past few days. It is all the fault of a very sexy bisexual guy who I haven’t seen in years but who I’ve been flirting with recently.

So it turns out that the fulfilment of my ultimate sexual fantasy may be on the horizon. I love threesomes and have had a few in a few different formations, but there is one kind of threesome that I have so far only dreamt about. Me and two bisexual guys. I don’t know what it is specifically about this scenario that drives me wild. It probably has a lot to do with my fascination with gay porn, I love to watch guys fuck each-other, as much or perhaps even more that I love to watch straight or lesbian porn. I guess it could be because it is something I have never experienced, so it seems exotic and forbidden.

I would give anything to watch it for real, never mind being able to join in. But this potential threesome scenario gets even better. I also love the idea of being bossed around by some dominant master who makes me perform for him and do whatever he wants. So my bisexual friend it turns out has another bisexual friend who loves to be dominant and who would love nothing more than making us his obedient playthings, to serve him and do whatever he wants us to do, no matter how kinky.

I have been daydreaming of him telling us to strip naked so he could inspect us and make sure that we were worthy of being his toys. He’d have us bend over and pull our ass cheeks apart so he could have a good look. He would have to give us a thorough inspection though, he’d have to feel us all over, feel inside my pussy and finger our asses, make sure we were good enough for him. We’d be both scared about what he was going to do with us, and he’d make us touch each-other, he’d make me suck his cock and then he’d make him lick my pussy, he’d make us lick each-others asses. Then after we had performed for him if he was happy with the show we gave him then he would reward us by fucking us.

I would get to see him fuck him and I’d get to see his massive cock pounding his ass, then it would be my turn. He would fuck me senseless really hard and really deep and then he’d cum in me and the other guy would have to lick out his cum and feed it too me. So for the past three days I have been dreaming about this and have been ecstatic thinking that soon my daydream will come true.

The Substifuck

editor — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:01:50 +0000

Whilst out this weekend enjoying a beer with a friend and talking about life, love and lego (we had had a few beers) we invented a new word.

Substifuck.

A substifuck simply defined as you may be able to guess is a substitute fuck. Someone you fuck instead of someone you really want to.

Now this term donates something more than merely fantasising about someone else during sex. Or wishing you were actually fucking someone else. For example:

When I’m fucking a guy I quite often fantasise that there is another girl involved. That is not a substifuck situation.
Sometimes when I’m fucking someone I may close my eyes and imagine they are someone else, some celebrity that I fancy or the cute guy who works at the supermarket, although closer this is still not a substifuck.

A substifuck is where you meet someone not necessarily because you like them especially, really just to kill time and distract you from who you would much rather be seeing and for whatever reason can’t.

I would never want to fuck someone I didn’t fancy but sometimes personality and a connection just are not important. In fact someone who is good in bed but who has no distinct sexual personality and where there is no real connection between you is perfect. I have a few sex friends, and while I am not in love with any of them I respect them and care for them. I fuck them because I want sex and I want sex with them specifically. My head my occasionally adds other imaginary characters into the room with us but my mind is never completely unfaithful. I would grant no such courtesy to a substifuck. A substifuck is there to be fucked for fuck’s sake, who they are is really irrelevant. You do not feel any kind of warmth towards them, what you feel for them is in fact a lack of feeling, complete and utter indifference.

To you they are an ends to a means, little more than a blow up doll with more features, completely expendable and replaceable, While you fuck them, your entire mind an body is imagining that you are fucking who you really want to be with, your thoughts of your substifuck are completely non-existant.

That was our drunken attempt at enriching the English language. It’s not big and it’s not clever but it amused us.

Penis Request

editor — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:22:37 +0000

THE REQUEST :
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

THE RESPONSE :
Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations & sometimes other people.
You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear & clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

This one’s actually a lemon squeezer

editor — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:12:24 +0000

I’ve been so busy recently that I have barely managed to find time to enjoy my daily wank. So this weekend it is time to give myself a well earned break. A weekend of total relaxation and self indulgence.

I think I’ll start it off with a long soak in a bubbly hot bath and test out exactly how waterproof my new vibrator is. I’ve had so called waterproof vibrators before and have been less than impress. Testing them out in the bath has generally been a rather disappointing experience.

Buy new vibrator – try new vibrator – love new vibrator – try new vibrator in bath – drown new vibrator – bury new vibrator.

I bought my new one from a shop in York last weekend. A purchase that was long overdue. I wanted to buy one of those Vibrating Rock Chicks which apparently thanks to its unique shape provides exquisite vaginal G-spot and clitoral stimulation. A multi-orgasmic combination that will have you in raptures. But I didn’t fancy forking out the £40 that Ann Summers wanted for it when I know that I could get it much cheaper from Lovehoney. Well I could if there was time for it to be delivered but as I was heading off to spend the weekend with a very sexy friend of mine in a couple of hours and wanted to share the fun there was no time to get it delivered.

I did a little bit of web trawling to look for a local sex shop alternative to Ann Summers. I stumbled across XES in York which sells a wide range of sex toys, clothes and dvds on their website. I was really impressed with their prices so planned a trip to their shop the next day. I was very disappointed with the shop compared to their amazing website there was hardly anything for sale. It turns out that the local council had been causing them grief and was restricting the amount of sex toys they could stock. How ridiculous, some people are so small minded. They’ve also been accused from running a brothel from the second floor of the shop. Well unless it was a brothel for Barbie dolls I’m not sure how anyone could think there would be space for that. Anyway enough of my ranting I just really hate it when people try and spoil things.

So I ended up not buying a Rock Chick and stuck to a more conventional vibrator which my friend helped me choose and then use later that evening. I love playing with toys, alone and with company, but especially with company. I really love double penetration using a vibrator / dildo and a raging hard-on. The stuff that dreams are made of.

If you watched this week’s episode of Skins did you see the pink mechanical hand reminiscent of Thing from the Adams family. It was very odd.

Useful links:

http://www.xesyork.com/

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/

Sexperiments – in the name of science

editor — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:25:23 +0000

My all new sexperimentation site is in prelaunch. We have almost finished the design and are busy writing up the results of our sexperiments.

It is all about sexperimentation, trying out new sexual experiences in the name of science and recording the results.

I hope you enjoy the site and I would love to hear what you think.

Get involved

If you have any ideas for sexperiments that you would like me and the team to try then we would really love to hear from you.

If you would like to share the results of your very own sexperimentation then we welcome guest writers, we are hapy to credit your work or for you to remain anonymous.

To contact me and the team visit in the name of science and post a comment.

My first threesome – Part 3 – girl meets girl meets guy

editor — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 19:13:36 +0000

This is the third in a series of posts which will tell the story of my first threesome in detail.
part one
part two

Me and the girl chatted for quite a while on MSN and exchanged a few pics starting with just face shots and then working up to something a little less tame. She sounded like the kind of girl I could have a lot of fun with. I got the distinct impression that she was the one leading things and it was not something she was doing for her boyfriend’s enjoyment. It was quite obvious from the conversation that they had had a lot of people wasting their time.

It turns out that:

There are quite a few men out there who pretend to be women online (OK so far not a surprise).
Who then arrange to meet up with people,
still pretending to be a woman,
and then they meet up and wow what a surprise it’s a man.

I don’t quite understand what is going through their heads. I mean did they really at any point in the whole proceedings take a moment to imagine what would happen when they met up.

“Oh surprise I’m not a actually a woman but in-fact a man.”

Do they really think that the couple or whoever they are meeting is going to say:

“well I was expecting a woman and you’re a man who has clearly being lying to us and I think that you’re freaking me out a bit by this behaviour but hey as you’ve put the effort in and everything why don’t you join us for some sex.”

As if!!!

The thing with the internet is that you can never be too sure who you’re dealing with. So I always like to chat for a while to help me get a clearer picture. Yes sure if you do cam2cam you can see who you’re talking to but that’s only part of it. It’s not that easy to get an idea of the other persons personality you really do need to be sure that you’re not going to meet a psycho.

I could tell that she was being very cautious with me as they had been burnt a few times before. I know that I’ve got the upper hand in the whole finding sex on the internet food chain thing. I’m not just being big headed this is based on my experiences. Is so easy if you’re a bisexual, kinky, female to get exactly what you want when you want. And I know that being a couple although still very saught after they were lover down the list. (The internet shagtag food-chain thingamajig).

So we had a bit of a Q&A session which went something along the lines of:

Her: have you had a threesome before?
Me: No

Her: Are you really up for this
Me: Hell yeah!!! Will bells on

Her: Do you have any limits?
Me: None
Her: Cool we love anything. We’ll do anything you want.

Her: Are Straight, curious or bisexual
Me: Bisexual
Her: Do you prefer cock or pussy?
Me: I love both as much
Her: Good you’re going to get plenty of both.
Her: I like pussy too but I prefer cock. I’m shaved.
Me: me too
Her: You sound too good to be true

Me: So what is he like
Her: He has a big cock and he knows how to use it.

Her: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: I’ve got a few friends with benefits.

Her: So what are you into?
Me: Everything
Her: Everyting, careful!!!
Me: yes, pretty much.

Her: is there anything you’d like to do with us?
Me: Well I do wank about being fucked really hard and deep from behind (pussy or ass) while I’m licking pussy.
Her: I think we could manage that.

That’s as much as I can remember. So the next step was to arrange where to meet.

to be continued…