Men no longer required?

editor — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:52:01 +0000

I have seen some funny looking sex toys in my time. But this one really has me curious. I think it looks like something you would use to massage your back or something – you know the rolling massager type things I mean. So yeah anyway this sex toy does not scream sex toy – but does it make you scream.

This is what lovehoney have to say about the sqweel:

World Exclusive! Sqweel ® is a revolution in orgasms! The sensational new patent-pending oral sex simulator has a wheel of 10 teasing tongues that will lap you to orgasm time and time again. Sorry guys, you’re not even needed for oral sex any more! Limited stock at this special launch price.
Sqweel ® is a patent-pending sex toy for women (and their partners!) designed to simulate the sensation of oral sex.
Forget everything you thought you knew about sex toys – LoveHoney Sqweel is different. It doesn’t vibrate. It doesn’t thrust. It doesn’t just provide quick, semi-satisfying orgasms. Its unique wheel of tongues provides easily controlled stimulation at just the speed you need to deliver deeper, long-lasting, more ‘real’ sheet-clenching orgasms – whenever you want them.
International sex expert Tracey Cox says: “Sqweel feels completely different to a vibrator and while it’s not a tongue, it’s the closest you’ll ever get to it! It’s an entirely different sensation, so human it’s almost eerie. Own one of these and a vibrator and your boyfriend should be seriously worried!”

So how do you use the Sqweel?

Take off the cover, flick the switch and the tongues start rotating.
Then just add some of your favourite lube to yourself and your Sqweel tongues to get you both in the mood!

Start gently – you don’t need much pressure to start Sqweeling!
Start on the slowest speed, and hold Sqweel against your stomach or neck first to get used to the unique sensation! When you’re ready, let the tongues gently lap your clitoris. Take you time to slowly build yourself to orgasm. Flick the switch again to go faster – and once more for the most intense stimulation, if you feel you need to! Try holding Sqweel the other way round to have an orgasm in reverse!
Made for sharing! Sqweel isn’t just for oral sex – use it during foreplay to tease each others erogenous zones – neck, thighs, stomach – wherever your imagination leads!
Easy to clean. When you’ve stopped Sqweeling it’s quick and easy to clean your Sqweel. Just pop open the cover and the wheel of tongues comes out. Give it a squirt of toy cleaner and rinse under the tap.

Click here to read more about the sqweel

Click here to see the sqweel in action

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I wish all guys liked their own baking!

editor — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:15:12 +0000

I have had the most amazing weekend. There’s something about sunshine that makes everything more enjoyable, especially when it is the first real sunshine of summer. I have spent most of the past 48 hours with a huge grin on my face. That wasn’t quite all courtesy of the sun though.I spent last night with one of my fuck buddies. Relaxing with beer and a curry followed by amazing sex and lots of it!!! That’s always guaranteed to put a smile on my face but last night he did something that drove me even wilder than normal.

I like a nice creampie. Well actually I’m quite a greedy girl, why just stop at one. I like to be overflowing with cum, and have it dripping down my leg when I stand up. The feel and taste and smell is such a turn on.

I also love the taste of pussy. I also love the taste of my pussy. I love licking it off my fingers, and I love to lick my juices off my partner’s fingers, cock or wherever else that gets a coating. So I love the taste of mine and don’t quite understand why everyone doesn’t like theirs – especially guys.

I find the thought of a guy tasting his own cum so unbelievably sexy. I have often imagined a guy filling me with cum and then licking it out but until last night that has remained in my head. One of my special little fantasies that I bring out for a special occasion, topped only by the fantasy about having a mff threesome and me licking his cum out of her pussy or ass. Yum.

Last night I experienced that for real, and I think this weekend I have had some of the best sex ever. He went down on me, something that he really good at and then gave me a nice big kiss so I could taste myself, then gave me a really good fucking. Then to my delight he went down on me again and then gave me another very wet cum flavour kiss. I nearly came all over again.

I think I’ll be having very sweet dreams tonight and for the foreseeable future.

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Men no longer required?

I wish all guys liked their own baking!