Here are some great phrases that lovehoney have put together to help you get over your tongue tiedness and get you and your lover fucking like wild animals!

1. This is going to be the filthiest night of your life
2. I’m dripping wet and gagging for you
3. Fuck me now!
4. You look really sexy when you do that…
5. You can have me any way you want
6. I’m your sex slave for the evening
7. I’m naked and I’m touching myself…
8. You make me so horny
9. I want you to touch me here…
10. It drives me wild when you look at me like that
11. Put your big, hard cock in my mouth
12. Get the camera!
13. I’m gonna lick you until you scream
14. Tie me up and touch me slowly
15. You taste so good
16. I want to rub my pussy all over your face
17. Pound me into oblivion
18. Fuck me like a porn star
19. Spray your juice all over my tits
20. No-one has ever made me come as hard as you

I like 2 and 16, and there’s nothing wrong with 3. Personally, while I do love being sprayed wth cum, I would usually reserve this phrase for when a guys cum tastes bad as much prefer to swallow.

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Is it ok to play with the vibration mode on your mobile if you are in the privacy of your own home?

Is it ok to play with the vibration mode on your mobile if you are in changing rooms?

Is it ok to play with the vibration mode on your mobile if you are in the pub under the table?

I wonder.

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A very birght idea.

An absolutly amazing idea.

I was trying to decide what to get my best mate for christmas. What does she want, what does she really want. Hmmm, let me think – chocolate, sexy bath bubbles – hmm, nice but boring. Surely there must be somethng she wants. Then i remembered a drunken chat we had about how she finds her vibrator a bit noisy and is always concious about her housemates hearing it, and worse still she said that when she uses it the TV in the comunal living room goes all fuzzy.

So I thought, by George I’ve got it, the girl has got it, I’m a genius – I’ll get her a super quiet vibrator for xmas.  So I headed over to my sex toy website of choice, and searched for a super quiet vibrator. I found a few but set my eyes on this vibrator for £9.99.  Watched the video about how super quiet yet powerful it is.

I was almost convinced but I was popping into town in the afternoon so thought I’d go to Anne Summers and see what they could offer me. I was quite dispointed really, the staff were helpful but thye just didn’t have what I wanted. I asked them to show me their quietest vibrator, which as it turns out was not quiet at all. In fact I do wonder if the shop assistant had misheard and thought I asked her to show me the vibrator that she would recomend using if you want all your housemates to hear through the wall.

Anyway I decided that lovehoney was the place to get it from.   Despite the fact delivery is free on any order a the moment, I couldn’t stop myself from adding a few extras for me to my basket. The next day I got home from work to find my parcel waiting for me – yipee. I opened it up to find that somehow I’d acidentally ordered two. My stupidity I’m sure, I remember thinking that the order was a bit more expencive than I’d added up in my head. One for me one for her – best mates – matching vibrators – how cute, haha. But that’s not what I wanted I just wanted one for her. So the extra vibrator gives me a problem.

While I was waiting for the order to be delivered I started to wonder if my genius idea, was actually real genius or just stupid. Is it appropriate to give a vibrator to your best mate. She’s a quite open minded girl – well you’d have to be to be mates with me, but she doesn’t really know the true depths of my perversions and i suspect now may be quite embarrased to get a vibrator for xmas.

So what do you think?

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1 cubic metre of cum
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That, I’m sure you will agree is a right old cumfest. So it’s not surprising that the artist is asking for some help. You can either donate your cum – he will even send you a donation pack. Or if like me you have no sperm of your own you can buy shares. Shares that if the piece of art sells to a genourous bidder you earn you a fair penny. I’m not too sure about the likelyhood of making it rich quick but couldn’t resit the urge to have a share in such a random project. So I did it, i bought a share. Fingers crossed.

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• Adveturous = likes anal
• Athletic = small breasts
• Thirtysomething = 41
• Fun = annoying
• Wild = gets drunk easily
• Beutiful eyes = ugly
• Seeks knight in shining armour = Husband fucked off with a younger model
• New age = hairy and smelly
• Headstrong = argumentative
• Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = alcoholic
• Curvy = fat
• Cuddly = fat
• Likes eating out = lazy
• Career woman = bitch
• Professional = complete bitch
• Open minded = dirty bitch
• Free spirit = on drugs and fucked up
• Passionate = dying for a shag
• Old fashioned = no blow jobs
• Seeking soul mate = stalker

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Will it hurt?

Will it leave marks?

Will I get superpowers if I use it?
All these questions are easily answered, but it seems no one is brave enough to do it! However, LoveHoney wants to take the mystery out of electro-sex and let you in on BDSM’s best kept secret!

What is electro sex?

Electro sex is a way of stimulating the genitals and erogenous zones with a safe amount of electrical energy. The human body is mostly made of water so is an excellent conductor of electricity. By applying a sex toy or conductive pad to the body, electricity can pass through the nerve cells creating pulsing, almost vibrating kinds of sensations.

How does electro sex work?

Imagine an electricity circuit: You have the battery, the wires, a variable and an outsource. In the case of electro sex, you have a power pack (the battery), a set of wires (the err… wires), a sex toy (the variable) and your body (the outsource)!

The power pack normally runs on a 9 volt battery, a fairly safe amount of electricity equivalent to 6 AAAA batteries. The energy from the power pack is transferred through the wires to the sex toy. Most electro sex toys are made of aluminium or another highly conductive metal, allowing energy to travel through easily. In order to work, there needs to be a way for the energy to leave the circuit – that exit being through you! By touching the toy the circuit is completed and the energy can flow outwards instead of round and round.

Scientific, eh? But that’s something you really don’t need to worry about! The important thing is the incredible and inimitable sensations that are created by this fantastic toy!

What does it feel like?

We have all been told since a very young age that electricity is dangerous and that if we come into contact with it, it will kill us (remember those chilling pylon adverts?)! And whilst we don’t advise you go out and climb into an electricity power station for sexual thrills, it is possible to safely and harmlessly enjoy electro sex.

Electrical stimulation doesn’t cause any pain or discomfort (unless you want it to)!

The lowest setting on the power pack gives you a pulsing sensation, not too dissimilar to a slow vibration. The mid-range setting gives you a tingling feeling; almost like pins and needles. You can tell there has been an increase in power but it is still not painful. To experience anything verging on pain you have to turn it up to the last quarter of power (usually settings 8, 9 and 10). Even then, it’s not painful in the traditional sense – it’s more like a dull, almost snapping sensation. Imagine pinging an elastic band against your skin numerous times in quick succession and you’ll be approaching a feeling similar to the top settings.

Is it safe?

In short, yes it is. The electricity allowed through the device is fairly minimal and can be compared to that of a TENS (Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation) unit, as used in hospitals. It shouldn’t leave any marks or discolouration to the skin but you may be left with a tingly feeling for a little while afterwards.

However, as with anything, there are certain guidelines you should follow:

- Always use with the correct power pack and batteries.

- Do not use electro sex toys on the nipples unless the product specifies it has both positive and negative contacts on it.

- Do not use on broken or irritated skin.

- Do not use above the waist.

- Use a water-based lubricant to increase sensitivity and to avoid any skin tenderness.

- Do not use if you are pregnant or suffering from a heart condition, heart disease or epilepsy!

So, bottom line: Is it enjoyable?

YES! Electro sex toys can do the same job as a vibrator but with more unique and tantalising sensations! Rub the Mystim Lust Egg against the clitoris for a throbbing sensation that pulses through your nerve endings.

Whether you enjoy G-spot stimulation or a bit of anal fun, these distinctive sex toys can also be inserted to provide absolutely blissful internal feelings!

If you want a unique introduction to the kinkier side of things, then tie your partner to the bed with the Flirt Our First Bondage Kit, then try placing the ElectraPads on various areas of your partners body and turning up the ElectraStim Power Pack just enough so they can feel it buzzing! Being tied down and feeling the unbelievable sensations all over will be enough to send them to electro stimuli heaven!

The most important thing to remember with electro sex is that it will be different for everyone – whilst some will relish in the new sensations, others will find them too strong. Go slowly, use lots of lube and experiment with new toys at lower intensities. Before you know it, you’ll be inching your way to number 10 on the dial and purring with satisfaction!

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Things for guys to do with their own cum.

• Hi peeps. i am just after some ideas on what us guys can do with our own cum whilst masturbating. to spice it up a bit rather than just letting it go everywhere? thank you

• Freeze it in ice cubes, then suck them next time you masturbate.

• Twice now, I have propped myself upside down against the wall and jacked-off so that my c0ck is pointing down at me and my cum shoots right into my open mouth. I’ve always wanted to do this and I finally figured out a way to do it. It’s kind of exciting. Try it guys, if you dare!

• I have wanted to try my own cum on a number of occasions, but after cumming into my hand, I am not able to go through with it. I really don’t understand it, I can’t wait to cum so that I can taste it, but when the job is finished, I just can’t bring myself to go through with it. Any suggestions? Have you ever felt this way before? If so, any suggestions on getting past this and going for it?

• I really think it would be easier to suck another guy, that way when he cums, I wouldn’t know it and would be able to take it then.

• The pastures is always greener on the other side. It always tastes better swallowing another man’s sperm. The smoothness of the dick head in the mouth feels good too. As for the dick itself, the taste is at its best when it’s unwashed for 2 days, not more, not less. The smell and taste for a dick unwashed for more than 2 days is too pungent and too salty. For less than a day, it’s just tasteless. Uncut is the best. The male juice left under the foreskin and fermented for 2 days smells simply delicious. If you are lucky, you get “Dick’s Cheese” hidden underneath the foreskin, furthest from the opening, nearest to the neck. But strangely, guys enjoy that better than girls do

Kinky things you could do in a movie theatre besides sex

• Feel her up. Let her feel you up. Sit in the very back and if there is no one near let her sit on top of you and make out. You can hump each other.

• joint masturbate, hand jobs, blow jobs, fingering, golden showers, hot lunches (now thats kinky and stinky!), dirty sanchez, bring another couple and mess with them, bring 3 other dudes and train jerk, watch the movie naked, eat pop corn outta her shirt, have her fart on your straw then drink your beverage and see if you can tell the fusion of flavors, just be creative!!!

• Cut a hole out of the bottom of the popcorn and put your dick in it.

Peeing Panties And Other Kinky Things

I LOVE peeing in my panties. When I have the time, I usually turn this into a full day and night event. I start off with a nice pair of nylon panties … for me … they have to be nylon. Cotton just doesn’t cut it. I suppose they could be satin or silk, but I love nylon … cause when it’s wet, you can see my clittie thru them. But this is how I do it. First, I start my day working myself up to the point of cumming (yes, wearing my panties). I love to get my precum flowing so that my panties get a little wet and I start getting a little gooey. Then, I put a pantyliner in my panties (kotex or something like that) and begin to slowly pee my panties. I just let little amounts of pee in, so that they don’t flood.They begin to get heavy and feel wonderful. When the pad gets really wet and i can feel the wetness on a regular basis … I get hard on and off. I can feel the wetness between my butt cheeks and I get hornier by the minute. I can’t tell you how exciting it is to be standing next to someone, and peeing in your panties. It’s so kinky … wearing panties to begin with, then a sanitary pad and peeing in your panties!! It’s so kinky! So perverted! So MUCH FUN! At this point, i ususally pull a pair of rubber panties on overtop of my panties/sanitary napkin. This allows me to continue to pee my panties (little squirts only) throughout the rest of the day without worrying that my pants will get soiled OR I will begin to smell like pee.With my rubber panties in place, now between the peeing and sweating … I get really wet and my erections come and go on a regular basis. If I get a moment of privacy here or there, i squish my clittie around and bring myself to the brink of orgasm. Sometimes, I go to far and do cum in my panties. I prefer not to at this point, but if I do, it just adds to my gooey wet erotic mess.

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Shared Sexual Techniques

Well I’m not a female however, I am the husband and feel that I do a really good job if you will on getting her off to which she LOVES VERY MUCH and in return gives terrific blow jobs. She is such a tease some times and I know she wants me to play with her tits and pussy lick her clit if we have time. I will find her on her stomach with her feet and legs sticking out from the covers. She sometimes has already removed her panties. If she is awake “will you rub my legs and feet for just a minute?” Well I’m red blooded and never turn this down. I accept with pleasure.Rubbing the small of her back her legs and butt. I go all the way down to her feet and rub the soles of her feet pay lots of attention to the arch & the ball of her feet. She becomes so hot during this. I move her legs apart more and more all the time she does not stop or resisted any of it enjoys it all. As she is on her stomach, I work my way back up her legs and put one hand on the small of her back and one with my fingers in just the right place one inside her pussy. It is so wet!!! I can move around enough to feel her clit is very big and sensitive to the touch.Sometimes by now she is so horny that she rolls on over. I never loose contact with her body as she does this. If I’m not already naked I soon will be. But I keep up the finger inside her and then I also rub her clit in circler ways, and then I lick her clit. This almost puts her over the roof. I can feel her squirming and moaning she begins to tell me right there do not stop keep going, I’m close don’t stop now. She will reach out and grab my leg or anything close, her legs are jumping all over the place when she will suddenly clamp them down. She just holds it there for up to a minute shivering almost. When she is able to talk she says the room so still spinning. I gentle try and rub her clit and lips. I will sometimes go down on her and take her over the top again. Then we will have time with me inside her. Yes this site is really great, I think I will be going to the local hardware store and getting one of those hand held shower heads. I am more than wondering as to how that works. We have been taken a few showers with each other. That is also another great place and another time.My man will get on all fours on the bed. But instead of getting down below him as I would during doggy-style, I get behind him, usually standing on my knees behind him on the bed. It’s kind of a role reversal. Then, I reach around his legs and wrap my hands around his erection and proceed to lube it up with whatever fits the bill. Heightening cream will usually drive him wild. I then proceed to milk his penis, the same way he would normally do if he were pleasuring himself. But, this way, I’m in total control. He can’t go anywhere and I control the pace, holding off when he feels he will cum. Then I start up again, each time moving my hands up and down his shaft, especially focusing on the head. I make sure to point his penis downward at a 45 degree angle or more, which increases the pressure he feels with each stroke. Again, when he feels he will cum I stop stroking and put pressure on his perineum to hold him off. Then, after numerous starts and stops I begin my final milking by pointing his penis towards the ground and vigorously stroking his shaft while his sac bounces against my breasts and he moans in delight. This is a very effective technique, especially when I want to be in control or, perhaps I’m not quite in the mood for vaginal sex with him.

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My hands however were lifeless and hanging limply by my sides. My brain was willing them to push open the door and walk in, but they had other ideas. I stood outside for a while longer, taking a few deep breaths of the cold night air and trying to compose myself. Ok, I told myself, It’s now or never, and with that I pushed open the door and walked in.

I recognised them immediately, they were stood at the bar looking rather nervous. They had spotted me when I walked in and she threw me a huge smile. She was even sexier than I imagined, she had a lovely slim, toned body, pert full breasts and the most delicious arse. He was nice too, very muscular and in great shape. Not my usual type but undeniably attractive and sexy.
I walked over and we greeted each other. A hug and a kiss on the cheek from him and a hug and a kiss on the lips from her. Both much more intense and lingering than you would expect from a friend but nothing that would have looked out of place to the other people in the pub.

We got chatting, it was a little awkward at first but after the first bottle of wine a and a few rounds of tequila the conversation was flowing very freely and getting very dirty. I was starting to feel really relaxed despite that fact that my heart was pounding faster, my stomach was insane and I could feel that my knickers were soaked.

After so much drinking I had to take a trip to the loo. As I was coming out of the cubicle I noticed that she had followed me and was stood in the corner of the room. There was no one else there just the two of us. She looked at me with a very sexy twinkle in her eye and then started walking towards me. I thought my heart was going to explode. She walked up to me and kissed me, pushing me back into the cubicle. She didn’t need to push hard.

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