Penis Request

editor — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:22:37 +0000

THE REQUEST :
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

THE RESPONSE :
Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations & sometimes other people.
You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear & clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

My first threesome – Part 4 – girl meets girl meets guy

editor — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:52:39 +0000

This is the third in a series of posts which will tell the story of my first threesome in detail.
part one
part two
part three

We arranged to meet up the following weekend for drinks and to see how things developed from there. I was so excited and turned on for that whole week and was struggling to keep my mind on work and my knickers dry. During the week we teased each-other with flirty texts about what naughty things we were going to do to each-other. By the time the weekend finally arrived I thought I was going to explode with excitement.

We had arranged to meet up in a neutral pub. Somewhere we thought we would be unlikely to run into friends and where we could have a drink and get to know each-other better. Somewhere that was quiet enough so that we could have a bit of privacy for our conversation.

It took me ages to decide what to wear. Well I knew what dress I was going to wear and that my knee high boots were a must but I couldn’t decide on underwear. Thong, lacy knickers, push-up bra, pretty bra, black, white, pink, nothing at all? Decisions decisions decisions. There was lots to think about. I settled on some silky black hipsters with a lace up back threaded with pink ribbon and mismatched black and pink bra that kind of matched. As it was the middle of winter I also thought that tights would have been a good idea. But as I was aiming for maximum accessibility I went for some dark grey stockings with a lacy top and a suspender belt that matched my knickers. I know the whole stockings and suspenders are a bit old fashioned but I’m never convinced that hold-ups no matter how much they cut off my circulation are going to actually hold up.

I was so unbelievably nervous. I am a very shy person.

If I’m just meeting a guy I get nervous enough. I always get pre-meet butterflies. But I love that feeling, it turns me on so much you wouldn’t believe. But girls make me even more nervous for some reason. So you can imagine how nervous meeting a couple was making me, especially as I had fantasised about this for years. It almost felt like I was dreaming. And as I mentioned before this really turns me on. Already in the taxi on the way to meet them I could feel that my knickers were damp. I couldn’t help myself. I was sat in the back of the taxi and undercover of the dress pulled aside my knickers and slipped a finger inside. I was amazed at how wet I was and how swollen and sensitive my clit was and I had not even met them yet.

to be continued…

Bisexual Adventuress» fanny

Penis Request

My first threesome – Part 4 – girl meets girl meets guy