• Adveturous = likes anal
• Athletic = small breasts
• Thirtysomething = 41
• Fun = annoying
• Wild = gets drunk easily
• Beutiful eyes = ugly
• Seeks knight in shining armour = Husband fucked off with a younger model
• New age = hairy and smelly
• Headstrong = argumentative
• Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = alcoholic
• Curvy = fat
• Cuddly = fat
• Likes eating out = lazy
• Career woman = bitch
• Professional = complete bitch
• Open minded = dirty bitch
• Free spirit = on drugs and fucked up
• Passionate = dying for a shag
• Old fashioned = no blow jobs
• Seeking soul mate = stalker

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Will it hurt?

Will it leave marks?

Will I get superpowers if I use it?
All these questions are easily answered, but it seems no one is brave enough to do it! However, LoveHoney wants to take the mystery out of electro-sex and let you in on BDSM’s best kept secret!

What is electro sex?

Electro sex is a way of stimulating the genitals and erogenous zones with a safe amount of electrical energy. The human body is mostly made of water so is an excellent conductor of electricity. By applying a sex toy or conductive pad to the body, electricity can pass through the nerve cells creating pulsing, almost vibrating kinds of sensations.

How does electro sex work?

Imagine an electricity circuit: You have the battery, the wires, a variable and an outsource. In the case of electro sex, you have a power pack (the battery), a set of wires (the err… wires), a sex toy (the variable) and your body (the outsource)!

The power pack normally runs on a 9 volt battery, a fairly safe amount of electricity equivalent to 6 AAAA batteries. The energy from the power pack is transferred through the wires to the sex toy. Most electro sex toys are made of aluminium or another highly conductive metal, allowing energy to travel through easily. In order to work, there needs to be a way for the energy to leave the circuit – that exit being through you! By touching the toy the circuit is completed and the energy can flow outwards instead of round and round.

Scientific, eh? But that’s something you really don’t need to worry about! The important thing is the incredible and inimitable sensations that are created by this fantastic toy!

What does it feel like?

We have all been told since a very young age that electricity is dangerous and that if we come into contact with it, it will kill us (remember those chilling pylon adverts?)! And whilst we don’t advise you go out and climb into an electricity power station for sexual thrills, it is possible to safely and harmlessly enjoy electro sex.

Electrical stimulation doesn’t cause any pain or discomfort (unless you want it to)!

The lowest setting on the power pack gives you a pulsing sensation, not too dissimilar to a slow vibration. The mid-range setting gives you a tingling feeling; almost like pins and needles. You can tell there has been an increase in power but it is still not painful. To experience anything verging on pain you have to turn it up to the last quarter of power (usually settings 8, 9 and 10). Even then, it’s not painful in the traditional sense – it’s more like a dull, almost snapping sensation. Imagine pinging an elastic band against your skin numerous times in quick succession and you’ll be approaching a feeling similar to the top settings.

Is it safe?

In short, yes it is. The electricity allowed through the device is fairly minimal and can be compared to that of a TENS (Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation) unit, as used in hospitals. It shouldn’t leave any marks or discolouration to the skin but you may be left with a tingly feeling for a little while afterwards.

However, as with anything, there are certain guidelines you should follow:

- Always use with the correct power pack and batteries.

- Do not use electro sex toys on the nipples unless the product specifies it has both positive and negative contacts on it.

- Do not use on broken or irritated skin.

- Do not use above the waist.

- Use a water-based lubricant to increase sensitivity and to avoid any skin tenderness.

- Do not use if you are pregnant or suffering from a heart condition, heart disease or epilepsy!

So, bottom line: Is it enjoyable?

YES! Electro sex toys can do the same job as a vibrator but with more unique and tantalising sensations! Rub the Mystim Lust Egg against the clitoris for a throbbing sensation that pulses through your nerve endings.

Whether you enjoy G-spot stimulation or a bit of anal fun, these distinctive sex toys can also be inserted to provide absolutely blissful internal feelings!

If you want a unique introduction to the kinkier side of things, then tie your partner to the bed with the Flirt Our First Bondage Kit, then try placing the ElectraPads on various areas of your partners body and turning up the ElectraStim Power Pack just enough so they can feel it buzzing! Being tied down and feeling the unbelievable sensations all over will be enough to send them to electro stimuli heaven!

The most important thing to remember with electro sex is that it will be different for everyone – whilst some will relish in the new sensations, others will find them too strong. Go slowly, use lots of lube and experiment with new toys at lower intensities. Before you know it, you’ll be inching your way to number 10 on the dial and purring with satisfaction!

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A Report by Carly “Pleasure” Drew

Sliquid Swirl Glycerin Free Blue Rasperry Flavoured Lubricant is a 125ml bottle of clear water based gel which looks somewhat like bubble bath. I love a good bubble bath, especially whilst eating marshmallows, so this particular taste test already seems promising.
The short, rather cute looking bottle has lovely graphics and a lid that matches the packaging. This co-ordination of colours pleases me, especially as I notice that it also matches the bottle of water and tissues sat on my desk. I will put them all together to create a lovely display for anyone who chooses to visit me in my corner of the office.
Upon opening the sealed bottle, there is a faint, yet delicious fruity scent. I am slightly perplexed at the name of this product as it is listed as “blue raspberry”. From my previous research, I would have assumed a blue raspberry was in fact a blueberry. However, the smell is more of a general berry odour and, depending on your preference, can be assumed to be raspberry, blueberry or even blackberry.
My theory is that this intimate lubricant, with its multi-odoured properties and delightfully co-ordinated packaging (I have also discovered that it matches the trimming on my handbag so will place that in my ever growing museum of “things that match the Sliquid Swirl Glycerin Free Blue Rasperry Flavoured Lubricant bottle”), will be delicious in flavour and could be considered as one of my five-a-day of fruit and vegetables.

Hypothesis
In order to prove my theory that Sliquid Swirl Glycerin Free Blue Rasperry Flavoured Lubricant will taste simply magical in flavour, I intend to lick the product from the back of both hands (for an unbiased opinion) then produce a full report on my findings.

Experiment Diary
14.00 – Open bottle of Sliquid Swirl Glycerin Free Blue Rasperry Flavoured Lubricant and inhale the sweet, exquisite smell.
14.01 – Consider using the lubricant as a perfume.
14.02 – Sneeze loudly in a very quiet office and headbutt the bottle in the process.
14.04 – Rub lubricant with my little finger on to the back of one hand, then rub both hands together in a clockwise direction.
14.10 – The lubricant is still moist on the back of my hands, so even if it doesn’t taste like little pixies are caressing my taste buds, it certainly does the job as a lubricant.
14.12 – Lick the back of both hands whilst hiding behind my computer screen.
14.14 – Think about going out and buying some ice cream so the lubricant can be used as a delicious topping and/or sauce for it.

Findings
The Sliquid Swirl Glycerin Free Blue Rasperry Flavoured Lubricant was licked from my hands in short, gentle licks, having learnt my lesson from the previous taste test and wanting to avoid unnecessary gurning or cringing in the office this time.

My findings are very positive for this product. The lubricant really does last longer than most Hollywood marriages and happens to taste like a party in my mouth, to which all the berries are invited!
The texture is almost syrupy, making me want to pour it on pancakes and eat whilst reading a fine piece of Chaucer. The texture is also similar to your own natural lubrication, making it perfect for whatever sexual shenanigans you decide to get up to!

Conclusion
In conclusion, my hypothesis has been proven true – Sliquid Swirl Glycerin Free Blue Rasperry Flavoured Lubricant does indeed taste like Paul Daniels has blessed my tongue with his magical sorcerery (that’s not a euphemism).

There are currently no side effects from the reasonable amount of lubricant I have ingested. Therefore, I believe it is safe to conclude that Sliquid Swirl Glycerin Free Blue Rasperry Flavoured Lubricant is the ideal lubricant for oral, vaginal and anal sex, as well as ice cream sundaes.

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So it turns out that the fulfilment of my ultimate sexual fantasy may be on the horizon. I love threesomes and have had a few in a few different formations, but there is one kind of threesome that I have so far only dreamt about. Me and two bisexual guys. I don’t know what it is specifically about this scenario that drives me wild. It probably has a lot to do with my fascination with gay porn, I love to watch guys fuck each-other, as much or perhaps even more that I love to watch straight or lesbian porn. I guess it could be because it is something I have never experienced, so it seems exotic and forbidden.

I would give anything to watch it for real, never mind being able to join in. But this potential threesome scenario gets even better. I also love the idea of being bossed around by some dominant master who makes me perform for him and do whatever he wants. So my bisexual friend it turns out has another bisexual friend who loves to be dominant and who would love nothing more than making us his obedient playthings, to serve him and do whatever he wants us to do, no matter how kinky.

I have been daydreaming of him telling us to strip naked so he could inspect us and make sure that we were worthy of being his toys. He’d have us bend over and pull our ass cheeks apart so he could have a good look. He would have to give us a thorough inspection though, he’d have to feel us all over, feel inside my pussy and finger our asses, make sure we were good enough for him. We’d be both scared about what he was going to do with us, and he’d make us touch each-other, he’d make me suck his cock and then he’d make him lick my pussy, he’d make us lick each-others asses. Then after we had performed for him if he was happy with the show we gave him then he would reward us by fucking us.

I would get to see him fuck him and I’d get to see his massive cock pounding his ass, then it would be my turn. He would fuck me senseless really hard and really deep and then he’d cum in me and the other guy would have to lick out his cum and feed it too me. So for the past three days I have been dreaming about this and have been ecstatic thinking that soon my daydream will come true.

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I like a nice creampie. Well actually I’m quite a greedy girl, why just stop at one. I like to be overflowing with cum, and have it dripping down my leg when I stand up. The feel and taste and smell is such a turn on.

I also love the taste of pussy. I also love the taste of my pussy. I love licking it off my fingers, and I love to lick my juices off my partner’s fingers, cock or wherever else that gets a coating. So I love the taste of mine and don’t quite understand why everyone doesn’t like theirs – especially guys.

I find the thought of a guy tasting his own cum so unbelievably sexy. I have often imagined a guy filling me with cum and then licking it out but until last night that has remained in my head. One of my special little fantasies that I bring out for a special occasion, topped only by the fantasy about having a mff threesome and me licking his cum out of her pussy or ass. Yum.

Last night I experienced that for real, and I think this weekend I have had some of the best sex ever. He went down on me, something that he really good at and then gave me a nice big kiss so I could taste myself, then gave me a really good fucking. Then to my delight he went down on me again and then gave me another very wet cum flavour kiss. I nearly came all over again.

I think I’ll be having very sweet dreams tonight and for the foreseeable future.

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I think I’ll start it off with a long soak in a bubbly hot bath and test out exactly how waterproof my new vibrator is. I’ve had so called waterproof vibrators before and have been less than impress. Testing them out in the bath has generally been a rather disappointing experience.

Buy new vibrator – try new vibrator – love new vibrator – try new vibrator in bath – drown new vibrator – bury new vibrator.

I bought my new one from a shop in York last weekend. A purchase that was long overdue. I wanted to buy one of those Vibrating Rock Chicks which apparently thanks to its unique shape provides exquisite vaginal G-spot and clitoral stimulation. A multi-orgasmic combination that will have you in raptures. But I didn’t fancy forking out the £40 that Ann Summers wanted for it when I know that I could get it much cheaper from Lovehoney. Well I could if there was time for it to be delivered but as I was heading off to spend the weekend with a very sexy friend of mine in a couple of hours and wanted to share the fun there was no time to get it delivered.

I did a little bit of web trawling to look for a local sex shop alternative to Ann Summers. I stumbled across XES in York which sells a wide range of sex toys, clothes and dvds on their website. I was really impressed with their prices so planned a trip to their shop the next day. I was very disappointed with the shop compared to their amazing website there was hardly anything for sale. It turns out that the local council had been causing them grief and was restricting the amount of sex toys they could stock. How ridiculous, some people are so small minded. They’ve also been accused from running a brothel from the second floor of the shop. Well unless it was a brothel for Barbie dolls I’m not sure how anyone could think there would be space for that. Anyway enough of my ranting I just really hate it when people try and spoil things.

So I ended up not buying a Rock Chick and stuck to a more conventional vibrator which my friend helped me choose and then use later that evening. I love playing with toys, alone and with company, but especially with company. I really love double penetration using a vibrator / dildo and a raging hard-on. The stuff that dreams are made of.

If you watched this week’s episode of Skins did you see the pink mechanical hand reminiscent of Thing from the Adams family. It was very odd.

Useful links:

http://www.xesyork.com/

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/

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