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How to date a stripper

editor — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:43:12 +0000

If you are a fan of Hollyoaks as I am you may have been following the storyline where Dom has a stripper girlfriend. As you would expect things don’t run that smoothly even in tv land.

I’ve been reading an interesting guide on how to date a stripper by Flashy over at openzine. Here are the top tips he gives in his dating a stripper guide.

Befriend the dancer first. Most dancers dislike the managers and have their favorites among the bouncers. If you befriend the dancers first, you don’t have to worry about being one those “creepy” pals of the manager.
Don’t ask them for their phone numbers or real names right away. Let them give it to you when it’s the right time. Give them yours instead.
The best chance of dating a stripper is when you meet them outside the club–at the gym, a concert, the store, etc. As has been said, some strippers won’t date any customers; some strippers will ‘hook up’ but not date a very attractive customer, and some strippers will occasionally date a customer they find attractive.
Don’t be drunk at the club where she dances. Dress nicely and make sure you smell good.
If you are having a relationship with a stripper, stay out of the club she’s in. Jealousy tends to rear its head, even though the stripper is on the job and needs to do the ‘hustle’ in order to get an income. She may also feel jealous if you flirt or purchase dances from other strippers. The last thing a stripper needs is relationship issues coming into her workplace.

Find out more about how to date a stripper here

I love giving blow jobs

editor — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:01:42 +0000

I really do love having a mouth full of cock. Apparently I’m quite the expert. Although, it is hard to take compliements seriously when you have your mouth full and they want you to keep going. A few of the guys I know tell me that they’d had girlfriend that just wouldn’t give them blowjobs, it would appear that some girls don’t like doing it. It don’t understand why, i mean the feeling of having someone get harder in your mouth is so amazing. I suppose if the guy has a pugly cock then fair enough, I’d never suck an ugly cock, although, I wouldn’t fuck one either.

And I suppose minging cum is another consideration.

My answer the the question spit or swallow? Gargle!

As long as the cum is not rank, in that case if I’m taken by surprise I most definitely spit. Then in future, I’d tell the guy how sexy I’d find it if he came all over my boobs.

I’m in love with my vibrator

editor — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:58:01 +0000

I seem to be posting quite a lot about my vibrator recently. It’s not that I’m not getting any cock, haha, just that I think I have become obsessed with it. I bought it from Lovehoney, and didn’t really think it would be that great.

It was only £9.99 so I was really expecting it to be rubish. It’s called the silencer and as I live somewhere with quite thin walls I thought I’d give it a go. I’m really glad I did. It has amazingly powerful vibrations, and can make me cum, even when I use it inside, vibrators and cocks for that matter don’t usually hit the spot for me. But this one does.

If you want to learn more about it click here to see the vibrator in action

Is a vibrator a suitable gift for your best mate?

editor — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:24:22 +0000

Two days ago I had a bright idea.

A very birght idea.

An absolutly amazing idea.

I was trying to decide what to get my best mate for christmas. What does she want, what does she really want. Hmmm, let me think – chocolate, sexy bath bubbles – hmm, nice but boring. Surely there must be somethng she wants. Then i remembered a drunken chat we had about how she finds her vibrator a bit noisy and is always concious about her housemates hearing it, and worse still she said that when she uses it the TV in the comunal living room goes all fuzzy.

So I thought, by George I’ve got it, the girl has got it, I’m a genius – I’ll get her a super quiet vibrator for xmas. So I headed over to my sex toy website of choice, and searched for a super quiet vibrator. I found a few but set my eyes on this vibrator for £9.99. Watched the video about how super quiet yet powerful it is.

I was almost convinced but I was popping into town in the afternoon so thought I’d go to Anne Summers and see what they could offer me. I was quite dispointed really, the staff were helpful but thye just didn’t have what I wanted. I asked them to show me their quietest vibrator, which as it turns out was not quiet at all. In fact I do wonder if the shop assistant had misheard and thought I asked her to show me the vibrator that she would recomend using if you want all your housemates to hear through the wall.

Anyway I decided that lovehoney was the place to get it from. Despite the fact delivery is free on any order a the moment, I couldn’t stop myself from adding a few extras for me to my basket. The next day I got home from work to find my parcel waiting for me – yipee. I opened it up to find that somehow I’d acidentally ordered two. My stupidity I’m sure, I remember thinking that the order was a bit more expencive than I’d added up in my head. One for me one for her – best mates – matching vibrators – how cute, haha. But that’s not what I wanted I just wanted one for her. So the extra vibrator gives me a problem.

While I was waiting for the order to be delivered I started to wonder if my genius idea, was actually real genius or just stupid. Is it appropriate to give a vibrator to your best mate. She’s a quite open minded girl – well you’d have to be to be mates with me, but she doesn’t really know the true depths of my perversions and i suspect now may be quite embarrased to get a vibrator for xmas.

So what do you think?