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So a friend of mine sent me a I suppose sexist chain text message. It kinda made me giggle (I had drunk a few glasses of wine at the time) so I thought I’d share it with you:
If all women were like mobile phones you could:
- Choose the package that appeals to you most
- Pick the size and features you really want
- Cancel them immediately when someone steals them from you
- Upgrade to a newer model every 12 months
- Accessorize and they wouldn’t complain
- Set to vibrate at all times and then…
- Switch to silent mode when they do your head in
So why did I find that funny? Yeah, I know it’s crap isn’t it. Am I just being stupid but why would a woman complain if you accessorized. But sometimes shit stuff makes me giggle.
3 responses so far ↓
1 HeadacheSlayer // Sep 29, 2009 at 7:08 am
Hehe, if the accessories included bling, hell yeah!
I don’t like some of the bad “women hater” jokes, but most I just laugh at. You can always use more humor in life.
2 Dee // Oct 1, 2009 at 10:09 am
Maybe it’s supposed to say “if all MEN were like mobile phones”.. that makes more sense to me, at least.
3 Frank // Oct 5, 2009 at 12:50 pm
You should install two vibrate buttons, one on his cock, the other on his tongue.
I enjoyed the post and your blog in general…
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