Bisexual Adventuress

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Every year since the first Big Brother I have promised myself faithfully that I will not watch Big Brother. And every year after its first airing I have managed not to watch a single episode. Now this is not because I am a high brow TV consumer who only watches open university programmes and serious documentaries, far from it. The truth is closer to the fact that I have a highly addictive personality which seems to not just apply to sex. Every year I have abstained for fear of becoming a Big Brother addict. This year however has been my downfall.

So why my Big Brother addiction? 

Well this year it is different isn’t it. Now even though I hadn’t watched Big Brother for years I do know that every year they tampered with the format slightly in an attempt to combat falling ratings, well this year it looks like there tampering has paid off.

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack what an amazing idea!!! Big Brother has of course combined the Big Brother house and celebrities before. But this time it’s different. The celebrities take over proceedings and run the house. We are not talking any old celebrities this time either, a selection of TV lands finest, Russell Brand and Matt Lucas being my favourite so far.

I just can’t resist tuning in to find out which celebrity has hijacked the house and what sort of mischief they will get up to.

Now the other reason for my addiction is that there is some damn fine eye candy in the Big Brother house this year. So much so that I’d be keen to take a career change and work the cameras in the Big Brother house. That would be such an amazing job.

There is no question that all the girls in the Big Brother house as delicious and that everyone watching will surely be wondering if roller-skating contortionist Emilia’s skills could be put to use in the bedroom. But those who know me may question my drooling over some of the male house-mates. Let me explain:

Victor

Now I’m not usually a fan of muscles. Now don’t get me wrong it is important for a guy to be strong enough to wrestle with me a bit if I’m in the mood for that but I tend to go for natural muscles and not someone who looks like they spend most of their time in the gym.

Well that was before and this is now. My mind has been changed. Phwor!!!

Liam Young

I don’t care about all the controversy about him being a bit of a fake. Hmm well actually I don’t care about some of it. I don’t care if he lied about the extent of his success, I don’t care if he is Managing Director of his own very successful web hosting company, hosting 2 million web-sites with a current turnover of £200,000 or not.

The bit that interests me are the revelations that he is a bisexual nymphomaniac. That’s what gets my heart pounding. Just imagine the fun that could be had.