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A naughty British MILF Karen Manning, 41 has written a book called “The Orgasm Dictionary” which details over one hundred different types of orgasm. Now while I’ve had my fair share of orgasms I would never have believed that there were over one hundred different types.

After reading the reviews of the book I am still not convinced.

She classifies orgasms from A to Z with definitions like:

• Quickie
• Oh My God
• Ceiling Scraper
• Jitter
• Tidal Wave
• Totally Tasty
• PA Orgasm Broadcast
• In-Flight Orgasm
• “rara avis”
• the A+
• Accidental orgasm

She also describes how the woman reacts during the experience and in what circumstances they happen.

“It seemed silly just to have one word to cover everything. There are so many types of orgasm and no-one’s tried to define all of them. The explanations in the past tend to be very basic and don’t even begin to describe the true meaning of an event enjoyed by millions. Every one is different and I started taking notes and describing them in detail. I must say, the research has been a lot of fun,” she told The Sun.

Call me cynical but some of the classifications seem a bit stretched out, I wouldn’t be surprised to find terms such as the:

• in your own bed orgasm,
• the in a hotel bed orgasm,
• the in a shower orgasm,
• the one you have on the sofa orgasm
• etc.

She wrote the book to appeal to both men and women and I doubt you’d be surprised that the book is written for entertainment not for education.

I’m not sure that I’ll be rushing out to by a copy but I can’t disagree with her when she says that

“Fun, laughs and sex are a good combination.”

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