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Frank Luntz, the Republican pollster who on NPR's Fresh Air once tried to make "Orwellian" sound positive, has apparently done an extra-special bit of freelance work for that bastion of conservatism known as Playboy. Among his findings, according to Gawker: "14 percent of Thompson supporters and 12 percent of Obama supporters
claim to have sex 'almost every day.'"

Which maybe sounds surprising — Thompson supporters more horny than Obama's? — until you remember two things: 1) there's, like, 8 times more Obama supporters, and b) Thompson supporters are running on the sweet, desperate aphrodisiac of self-engineered failure. Meaning the Thompson '08 crew aren't some new-fangled, sex-positive, conservative voting block; they're the political equivalent of an incestuous AA chapter. Add a hot FLILF to the mix, and dude, we'd be fuckin' our sorrows away too.

(No offense to any Thompson supporters out there. We loved your guy in Hunt for Red October.)