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A tipster, Ali, sent us this email:

You know how Gmail posts little "Web Clips" at the top of your inbox?  I don't know if they're personalized or anything, but I wasn't sure why I should care that semen tanks are on sale. You'll be happy to know that MVE has the best prices on the net for all your Bovine Semen storage needs: sementanks.com

Thanks, Ali! Hilarious? Yes. We all know that Gmail scans our emails for key words and provides appropriate ads. But when she forwarded us that email we got the same ad. So, come on, Ali. Fess up. What were you emailing about?