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The Worst Things To Hear During Sex

editor — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:35:14 +0000

A recent online poll was conducted to find out the worst things to hear during sex. There were a wide range of responses and the results were very insightful and funny indeed.

The worst sound as agreed by all responders was the front door closing, which took first place with 24 percent.
In second place is your partner yelling out at full volume that they love your mum. Yikes!

Other popular responses people to not want to hear between the sheets were:

Farm animals
I love you
I love your big fat bank account
The sound of noisy housemates
The neighbours banging on the wall
The bed breaking

There were some even more interesting answers provided by those who responded “other” and then elaborated! Other things that people don’t want t hear during sex are:

A loud fart
“I feel sick”
Someone else’s name
Children
“Show me where your mother lives!” (Hat tip to all Ross Noble fans)
“Pass me a duster, I see a cobweb on the ceiling”
“Would you mind if I get a yoghurt?”
Your mate breathing heavily in the corner
Abba
“Touch me harder, Tom Cruise”

Well erm all I can say is ABBA WTF???!!!

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Most turkeys are bisexual!!!!! Merry Christmas

editor — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 15:48:12 +0000

Seventy per cent of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex.
The smallest erect penis on record was just 1cm long.
About one per cent of women can orgasm solely through boob stimulation.
The first public strip-tease dance was performed in 1894.
Hybristophilia is the arousal derived by having sex with criminals.
Thirty per cent of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.
Half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal, according to research.
In Medieval France, cheating wives were made to chase a chicken through town NAKED.
Around one in 200 people is born with a third nipple.
A man’s testicles can increase in size by 50 per cent when he is aroused.
Timmie Jean Lindsay, from the US, was the first woman to have silicone breast implants in 1962.
Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.
It is illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada.
Just 14 per cent of males did not enjoy sex the first time, compared to 60 per cent of women.
The word ‘sex’ was coined in 1382.
In ancient Greece and Rome, sex toys were made from animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass.
Women with a PhD are TWICE as likely to be up for a one-night stand than those with a Bachelor’s degree.
The word ‘pornography’ comes from the Greek meaning ‘writings of prostitutes’.
More Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.
In 1995, a man lifted 250lbs of weight two feet off the floor – with his erect penis.

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editor — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:52:49 +0000

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editor — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:45:54 +0000

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