Bisexual Adventuress» sexuality

Spankometer and a giant wall of willies

editor — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:32:53 +0000

I was busy planning a weekend away in London when I think I stumbled across the best tourist attraction ever – The Amora Academy of Sex and Relationships – a sex theme park. That sounds much more fun than a go on a roller-coaster.

There are loads off different rooms but the ones I am really looking forward to are:

The Sensorium

Promising to teach you how to undress sexily, how to give a sensual massage it also looks at aphrodisiacs and how to play erotic food games, yum yum.

Fantasy and Fetish

You are asked to leave behind your inhibitions and open your eyes to bondage and other sexual games. I can’t wait to have a go on the spankometer which gauges how hard to use a paddle.

http://www.amoralondon.com/

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Truth or dare party

editor — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:48:41 +0000

I want I want I want never gets apparently. But I’ve never really found that to be true.

I want a truth or dare party for my next birthday party.

I came across this fun website today for playing truth or dare. You can pick how R-rated the game is and add your own truths and dares, though it already has a bank of 14,155

Here are some of the dares I like:

Read this dare aloud. By the time you finish reading the dare, you have 30 seconds to tag any other players in the game. Each play you tag must make out with you for 30 seconds, in a private room. If you don’t tag anyone, the group gets to give you dare of their choice.

Pick two other players, one of each sex. Now take them into a private room and tell them how to make out. They must do whatever you say, within the rating of this game. After one minute return to the group.

Strip completely and lie down on a bed. The group then blindfolds you and gathers around the bed. Each other member of the group has 1 minute to have straight sex with you, if they choose. During the process, you cannot move. You must also continually say “Fuck Me” over and over while the person is riding you.

Pick one member of the opposite sex, and someone to be the “sculptor.” Now the sculptor has complete control of you and your partner. The sculptor may add or remove clothing as they wish, and may place you and your partner in any position that they want. You have no say in what the sculptor wants to do.

Choose a member of the opposite sex. This player gets to mount and dry hump you while everyone else watches. Keep grinding, nice and slow for the remainder of your turn.

If you want to play go to http://www.tordol.com…

Travelling with toys – boy held in hijack plot on US plane

editor — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:36:37 +0000

A 16 year old boy was detained by the FBI for plotting to hijack a plane from Los Angeles to Nashville. He was removed from the flight in Nashville where authorities discovered he was carrying “suspicious” items.

The boy was carrying handcuffs, rope and duct tape in his bag. The FBI say that “His plan had a low probability of success”. Well I guess it tdepends what his plan was, if it was to have some kinky fun in the toilets then I think his plan was not that unlikly to suceed.
The FBI said that they were not sure if the boy was trying to crash the plane and it has not been confirmed if he was carrying anything else or that what he was carrying was banned from air travel. Although handcuffs, rope and duct tape are certainly not listed as prohibited on the U.S. Transportation Security Administration’s web-site (fortunatly).

Now the facts are still unclear as to what the boy’s plans were or exactly what lead the FBI to suspect him of plotting to hijack the plane. But that’s not the part of the story that sparked my interest.

I don’t travel light and this makes me nervous. Whenever I travel by train I always get really worried about letting my bag out of my sight. I just picture it getting stolen and me trying to claim on my insurance or reporting it as stolen. Having to fill in the insurance claim form and trying to explain what exactly was in the bag.

Even on a night out in town with my mates my handbag is not exactly empty either and I hang onto it like my life depends on it.

I’m a rather impulsive person so like to be prepared for whatever mood may take me. On an average night with my mates I’d have:

a bottle of my favourite lube
lots of condoms – I’m not really into quickies
handcuffs (although depending what kind of bar I’m in I may hang them off my belt)
silk scarves ( to tie and blindfold)
some kind of mini vibrator
a digital camera

That’s if I have my small bag with me.

So when I travel by plane you can imagine what kind of “suspicious” items I’ll have with me and I always worry that I’l have to open up my suitcase. Though I’ve never really cared for duct tape and only use something like that if there is nothing else to hand. So that’s one less thing for me to worry about. I much prefer my rope.

One thing I have learnt the hard way about travelling with your tool kit is to make sure your remove the batteries!!!!! A vibrating suitcase is not that easy to explain.

Straight, Gay or Lying? Bisexuality Revisited

editor — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 15:56:29 +0000

In the study, a team of psychologists measured genital arousal patterns in response to images of men and women. The psychologists found that men who identified themselves as bisexual were in fact exclusively aroused by either one sex or the other, usually by other men.

Poodles are all homosexual

editor — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 15:54:21 +0000

Nasa Scientists have confirmed what most people have always suspected. Poodles are now factually all homosexuals.

There is only one exception used for explaining their ongoing survival. The exception is that there are a few bi-sexual poodles who engage in orgies and three/foursomes. These bi-sexual poodles do, however, prefer same sex, sex.

Why are there more bisexual women then bisexual men?

editor — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 15:41:40 +0000

There are a lot more bisexual women then there are bisexual men. Could this be because the brain is very different in the sexes and in different sexual orientations. The old nature verses nurture question.

You decide.