Bisexual Adventuress

I will be 30 soon, well not that soon, I have a few years to go. But I have started a things to do before I am 30 list. I’ve never really been the sort of person to make lists like that, but as a good friend said to me something like if you plan [...]

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So if you like the idea of a Fleshlight but don’t want to buy one you could always try making your own.
With a little lubrication, it appears you can pop more than bubbles with your packing supplies. The book warns you to remove staples and other objects that can cause “obstructions” from your wrap.
(By the [...]

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I would love to be filmed having sex but usually forget about that once I’m busy enjoying myself. I do however have a rather expansive collection of photos. So i thought that I’d have a go at making a kind of porn flick book with a couple of sequential images.
What do you think?

Oh and if [...]

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Whilst out this weekend enjoying a beer with a friend and talking about life, love and lego (we had had a few beers) we invented a new word.
Substifuck.
A substifuck simply defined as you may be able to guess is a substitute fuck. Someone you fuck instead of someone you really want to.
Now this term [...]

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THE REQUEST :
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
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I’ve been so busy recently that I have barely managed to find time to enjoy my daily wank. So this weekend it is time to give myself a well earned break. A weekend of total relaxation and self indulgence.
I think I’ll start it off with a long soak in a bubbly hot bath and test [...]

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