Bisexual Adventuress

You visited a few times and I would appreciate your thoughts on this post, why not comment?I will be 30 soon, well not that soon, I have a few years to go. But I have started a things to do before I am 30 list. I’ve never really been the sort of person to make [...]

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You visited a few times and I would appreciate your thoughts on this post, why not comment?So if you like the idea of a Fleshlight but don’t want to buy one you could always try making your own. With a little lubrication, it appears you can pop more than bubbles with your packing supplies. The [...]

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You visited a few times and I would appreciate your thoughts on this post, why not comment?I would love to be filmed having sex but usually forget about that once I’m busy enjoying myself. I do however have a rather expansive collection of photos. So i thought that I’d have a go at making a [...]

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You visited a few times and I would appreciate your thoughts on this post, why not comment?Whilst out this weekend enjoying a beer with a friend and talking about life, love and lego (we had had a few beers) we invented a new word. Substifuck. A substifuck simply defined as you may be able to [...]

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You visited a few times and I would appreciate your thoughts on this post, why not comment?THE REQUEST : I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public [...]

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You visited a few times and I would appreciate your thoughts on this post, why not comment?I’ve been so busy recently that I have barely managed to find time to enjoy my daily wank. So this weekend it is time to give myself a well earned break. A weekend of total relaxation and self indulgence. [...]

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