Yes, that’s right. Women can ejaculate too, and here’s how you can give it a shot…
Even though it’s only a small majority of women who can squirt further than some men, most women are capable of producing big gushes of milky white vaginal fluid when their G-spot is stimulated properly. It just takes time and practice, like everything else that’s worth waiting for.
In order to get even close to ejaculating, you need to stimulate your G-spot. To find your G-spot, you or your lover will have to place a finger inside against your vaginal wall and waggle a finger in a ‘come hither’ motion. You should be able to feel a raised, textured area that’s different to the rest of the vaginal wall. G-spots vary from woman to woman, but they’re usually spongy in texture, even though the size and pleasure capacity varies with each individual.
It’s worth pointing out here that will some women will literally wet themselves with pleasure when their G-spot is stimulated, others won’t be too bothered and some may find it annoying. But if you want to give female ejaculation a shot, you need to get used to having your G-spot touched and stimulated.
To stimulate your G-spot, you can either use your fingers or your partner’s fingers, through sex positions such as Doggie style or Reverse Cowgirl (lean back so that your partner’s penis really hits the spot) or with a specially designed sex toy such as the G-Tongue G-spot And Clitoral Vibrator.
You may feel as though you want to pee when you start stimulating your G-spot, which can be an uncomfortable feeling for some women, but as long as you’ve emptied your bladder before you started then you won’t pee the bed. Just keep going and that urge to wee will soon pass; replaced by a deeply satisfying sensation the further on you go.
A G-spot orgasm can take some time to achieve, but it’s well worth the effort. Once you get to the point where you feel as though you’re going to have an earth-shattering orgasm, push your PC muscles out (rather than clenching them in) to increase your chances of squirting or gushing. You may want to place a towel underneath you during your first few attempts… Just in case!
If you are a fan of Hollyoaks as I am you may have been following the storyline where Dom has a stripper girlfriend. As you would expect things don’t run that smoothly even in tv land.
I’ve been reading an interesting guide on how to date a stripper by Flashy over at openzine. Here are the top tips he gives in his dating a stripper guide.
Befriend the dancer first. Most dancers dislike the managers and have their favorites among the bouncers. If you befriend the dancers first, you don’t have to worry about being one those “creepy” pals of the manager.
Don’t ask them for their phone numbers or real names right away. Let them give it to you when it’s the right time. Give them yours instead.
The best chance of dating a stripper is when you meet them outside the club–at the gym, a concert, the store, etc. As has been said, some strippers won’t date any customers; some strippers will ‘hook up’ but not date a very attractive customer, and some strippers will occasionally date a customer they find attractive.
Don’t be drunk at the club where she dances. Dress nicely and make sure you smell good.
If you are having a relationship with a stripper, stay out of the club she’s in. Jealousy tends to rear its head, even though the stripper is on the job and needs to do the ‘hustle’ in order to get an income. She may also feel jealous if you flirt or purchase dances from other strippers. The last thing a stripper needs is relationship issues coming into her workplace.
I love talking dirty and being talked dirty to. Dirty phone calls, sexy texts, kinky emails but best of all one on one in the bedroom.
Here are some great phrases that lovehoney have put together to help you get over your tongue tiedness and get you and your lover fucking like wild animals!
This is going to be the filthiest night of your life
I’m dripping wet and gagging for you
Fuck me now!
You look really sexy when you do that…
You can have me any way you want
I’m your sex slave for the evening
I’m naked and I’m touching myself…
You make me so horny
I want you to touch me here…
It drives me wild when you look at me like that
Put your big, hard cock in my mouth
Get the camera!
I’m gonna lick you until you scream
Tie me up and touch me slowly
You taste so good
I want to rub my pussy all over your face
Pound me into oblivion
Fuck me like a porn star
Spray your juice all over my tits
No-one has ever made me come as hard as you
I like 2 and 16, and there’s nothing wrong with 3. Personally, while I do love being sprayed wth cum, I would usually reserve this phrase for when a guys cum tastes bad as much prefer to swallow.
So I was going to talk more about this in the last post but it went off on a tangent. A few people this month have found my blog by searching for custard knickers.
What could they have been looking for and what else may they have found:
Sarah and Jo giggled while Rachael and Ellie squirmed at the feeling of the beans in their underwear and felt the cool sauce trickling down their legs. Sarah continued to waffle to the girls while Jo put the empty bucket down out of the way; she then picked up another bucket ready to give the two newcomers another treat. As Sarah waffled, Jo sat the bucket down beside Rachael; she dug a hand in and picked up a big handful of the chocolate rice pudding. She took hold of Rachael’s bra easing the right cup away from her breast and depositing the handful of dessert in the, replacing the material as Rachael squealed and shivered at the coldness of the mix as it covered her right breast. Jo dug her hand into the bucket again, enjoying the giggles from the girls and giggling herself at the view of the two girls bulging messy panties as they stood on either side of a very clean Sarah. Jo stood up, with another pile of the rice pudding in her palm. She pulled Rachael’s left bra cup away from her breast, this time noticing a little smile on Rachael’s face as she dumped the pudding in and replaced the material. Rachael giggled, the thick mess felt nice on her skin, and the giggles from the girls increased as Rachael’s bra turned from pink to a chocolatey-brown as bits of the mess slid down her tummy.
Ellie knew what was coming next, and sure enough, as Sarah continued to waffle, Jo put down the bucket down beside Ellie and dug her hand into the mix again. She lifted the handful up to Ellie’s chest, and pulled her right bra cup away from her breast, dumping the cool rice pudding in as Ellie squealed. She replaced the bra cup and picked up another handful of the stuff as Ellie shivered with the coldness of the pudding. The second handful to her right breast was no warmer as Ellie squealed again. She had a trickle of the chocolate rice pudding running down her tummy. The giggles of the girls continued as Sarah still acted as if nothing was happening and Jo continued to stifle her giggles. A chocolate rice pudding covered hand was hastily clamped over her mouth only resulting in more giggles from the watching girls.
Our view of WAM is focused on wet and messy clothes and panties – not on pictures of models.
Our preference is for wet and messy clothes and panties. We find it erotic and sensual. That is why in our videos you see a lot of panty and ass massage! We are WAM addicts! So, you won’t see faces in our pictures or videos but you will see SOAKING WET PANTIES, PANTY- LINES, MUDDY PANTIES, AND FOOD POURED AND SMASHED INSIDE THOSE BEAUTIFUL PANTIES. Oh, yeah, we do have close-ups so you can see and enjoy food gushing out of panties right between the legs.
Salmon and Scallop Roulade in a White Wine Cream Sauce with Caviar Salmon fillet wrapped around a scallop; shallots sauted in butter; add 1 cup of wine and boil for 2 minutes; then poach salmon – 3 minutes; add cream and bring to a simmer. A rich appetiser that will get you an even richer dessert.
Baked Wild Mushroom Fettucini Cook fettuccine until al dente. 1C soaked dry porcini, 1C any wild mushroom. Saute in butter and add soaking liquid. Simmer 5 minutes. Add 1C cream. Add to pasta and bake covered 5 minutes. Tuscan flair in the kitchen will be rewarded.
Butter-fried Cod on Savoy Cabbage and Bacon Finely chop 1 small leek, cabbage and bacon. Fry bacon, add veg and butter. Cook but keep crisp. Add 1/4C cream. Lightly fry 2 cod fillets in butter/ground Black pepper until just done. Place on veg. Simple, down-to-earth cooking will be replicated in the bedroom.
Freshly Shucked Oysters Aux Naturelles Shuck 1/2 dozen, bed on ice, squeeze of lemon. That’s it. Get your own bearded clam soon after
Oysters would do it for me every time, yum. As for the custard knickers there doesn’t seem to me much out there at all. I was very surprised. I did enjoy the gunge story though and couldn’t help getting a little turned on.
I thought that I was probably alone in my adventures with custard. Well, OK perhaps not as alone as my rice pudding wrestling. But was supprised to see when I checked out what people had been searching on to reach my blog that a few people have been looking for custard knickers.
First of all let me explain a bit about my adventures with custard.
For those of you who have not tried this as home, the summary of my experiments goes like this.
Custard:
surprisingly good lube,
not too sweet and sickly to lick off,
less painful than candle wax as you can choose how hot you have it,
if you’re using some kind of plastic sheeting it all gets a bit slippery and is quite difficult to have sex once the custard is everywhere.
Rice Pudding:
makes and OK lube but be prepared to keep finding bits of rice for a while,
not to sweet for licking off,
less painful than candle wax and the bumpy texture feels good as it dribbles across the clit,
like custard it gets slippery if your using plastic sheeting, but wrestling is fun.
Good now we are all up to speed with the merits of custard and rice pudding in the bedroom.
I really do love having a mouth full of cock. Apparently I’m quite the expert. Although, it is hard to take compliements seriously when you have your mouth full and they want you to keep going. A few of the guys I know tell me that they’d had girlfriend that just wouldn’t give them blowjobs, it would appear that some girls don’t like doing it. It don’t understand why, i mean the feeling of having someone get harder in your mouth is so amazing. I suppose if the guy has a pugly cock then fair enough, I’d never suck an ugly cock, although, I wouldn’t fuck one either.
And I suppose minging cum is another consideration.
My answer the the question spit or swallow? Gargle!
As long as the cum is not rank, in that case if I’m taken by surprise I most definitely spit. Then in future, I’d tell the guy how sexy I’d find it if he came all over my boobs.
Please please please please please facebook, stop with these stupid fan groups. As if telling everyone you are a fan of sex isn’t stupid enough, everyday I get updated the one of my friends has become a fan or great sex, good sex, lots of sex. PLEASE STOP!!!
I mean really the day that someone starts a group announcing that they are a fan or crap sex, no sex then at least that would be something unusual.
I think that I’m going to start a fan group for breathing - I mean breathing is quite fucking awesome, don’t you agree?
I can’t remember how many times I had sex last night, and I can’t even remember how many times I had sex this morning, or this afternoon. I don’t think that has ever happened before. I always know how many times I have been fucked. But I have been fucked so many times since last night that I lost count.
I am so exhausted.
I had never met a man who was capable of wearing me out and lasting longer than me, but I am very, very pleased that I now have.
My pussy is still throbbing, it’s almost as though I can still feel him thrusting into me. I have the feeling that any chance I had that today was going to be productive has been lost to all the daydreaming I’m going to be doing till I fall asleep tonight.
